Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
I love learning
finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
im loving this concept
what about queefs
trying to fucking take a nap after school… but my sister’s sick and she keeps coughing which wakes me up.. so I tried to move to another room to nap but my aunt calls me for random shit… and then I silence my phone to take a nap, but then my fucking neighbor’s rooster WOULDN’T STOP COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOING!!!!!
i just want to take a nap ;~;
come home after a long, stressful, no-break day at work and you treat me like crap.
Clever way of getting his features in there
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
i wasnt gonna reblogg but then
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much
Oprah Winfrey grew up in poverty, was raped at age 9 and 13, ran away from home, and gave birth at 14 to a son who died soon after, but still went on to become the world’s 1st African American billionairess. Source